[what's the saying? “if you're good at something, never do it for free.” not too awful a motto to live by, depending on what you can do, but music and – ahem – other services aren't the worst things to be good at.

but please, jaskier, don't die just because of pet names. klaus would be rather disappointed if that's all it'd take!]

Nah, it's far more comfortable on the bed rather than under it. Dust is something you wouldn't want to get into certain...places... [he scrunches his nose, purses his lips in an almost thoughtful manner then shakes his head.] Yeah, no, definitely not.

[klaus looks around as well, considers their surroundings, what's there and what isn't, most of which doesn't seem like ‘the finer things in life,’ so that's unfortunate.] Sorry to burst your bubble, it looks like we might be slumming it in a cabin in the middle of nowhere at the moment.